Christmas is coming up again. Just like last year. Fancy, ey?

What do you want for christmas this year? Think really, really, hard.

Christmas presents are best given to show affection, and I can’t really say that I don’t feel appreciated when my grandfather gives me another expensive fruit bowl. I have specifically told him (and my aunt, who help him shop presents) that I have exactly as many bowls as I expect to use in a lifetime. Yet every year I get another bowl. He is very specific with his intentions to carry on giving me stuff I can possibly have use for. And…of course. Every year I get another bowl.
Not even once have they managed to match the bowls from one year to another, I have to trade with my sister to get two bowls that are alike, but I still appreciate the present.

Pleasure-related presents, however, really need to be intended for the receiver to the extent where the receiver should possibly be given a chance to express his or her wish. It makes up for loads of possible mistakes that may emerge. After all, making love early in the morning on Christmas is really nice in itself, I don’t want to be the one to spoil the fun for my partner, but I still want to make it more fun.

Aaaand, guess what? I did the easiest thing ever; I asked her. That was two weeks ago, I still ain’t got an answer that I can possibly use to work something out. A nasty cold, loads of social obligations and of course tons of work have obviously blocked her mind from this particular issue.
On the other hand, the lovemaking early in the morning is bound to make up for it more than fairly. It’s not a bad fantasy anyway.

What do you want for christmas? Something hard? Something that vibrates? Her in red satin? Him in a elephant thong?